First point: we never heard about the problem of the intercom and we will see the guardian to check if there is anything wrong.
Second point: concerning the internet, as a matter of fact, it did not work when you arrived and Charlotte immediately went there and called Bouygues who got the internet working, so the internet was restored a couple of hours after arrival.
Third point: I do not understand this story with the car and being there ... I was away with my car and did not go to the apartment...
Fourth point: the bathroom is a new one and you were the first to use it: all clean and brand new, so difficult to consider it was dirty with dirty towels: I just can't believe it !
Fifth point: as for the knives, ordinary knives - true there are no special knives to cut the meat and we will see to it and buy some.
There is a dustbin in the kitchen with a trash bag , so I don't understand where the problem is.
As for the cleaning, we can only be upset to read that it needs cleaning as we clean it totally after each visitor.
To conclude, you forgot to say I went to the station at 9am to pick you up - the normal time is 10 but we accepted to host you when you arrived by train- and you made me wait at the station as you took a taxi to go to the flat.
Strange methods and honestly, staying in rbandb does not seem to be for you.