I offer a unique camping experience that allows you to have access to literally anything at my house - bathroom, shower, electricity, internet, pool table, kitchen, etc.
I will literally give the shirt off my back to help anyone have an unforgettable experience.
You're welcome to check in, not be bothered and go to sleep early to quiet backyard.
Conversely, if you'd like to have a social experience, have a beer and/or a joint and meet other travelers and myself, you'll likely have a blast. :)