First, I'd like to say I'm sorry if the stay was anything less than perfect! Just to clarify anything misleading, I believe the home is quite secluded on the lane- the only other home in sight is the main house, also on the farm. You can kind of see my home on the other side of the lane- but the lane is a very private and secluded drive on 10 acres. It's kind of unique to have that so close to the resort. It is important to note, however, that the guesthouse is on the same property as the main house and they do share the amenities on the property, such as the fire pit. I tried to take really accurate pictures- take a look and I think you'll get an idea of how things are set up. In any event, there is a lot of room to spread out on 10 acres, but when the guesthouse is booked separately from the main house, there is always the chance that you're going to see another family wandering on the grounds. Regarding the wine opener, it's been replaced :-). Our cleaning lady is keeping a closer eye on them so I know when they disappear. Last- the a/c- I'm monitoring the situation very, very closely. Right now, I think the issue has been resolved with a new filter, but since I wouldn't want anything less comfort-wise for my guests than I would for myself or my own family (sometimes we stay there too!), I have no problem completely replacing the unit or making repairs as necessary so it's completely comfortable in the summer. All in all, I really do thank you for your feedback- when people comment it helps me to make things better for everyone else in the future. I just wish it would have been perfect for your stay. Happy travels!