No smoking inside please, though you may do so on the patio.
No pets please.
A maximum of two guests please.
Hello. Thanks for looking at my flat. I guess since I won't be there when you stay, you don't want to spend too much time reading about me. But I'm an outdoorsy sort of person, with a restless wanderlust (after all I'll probably be travelling when you stay). I used to be a teacher of History and Politics, now I'm a freelancer doing all sorts of things from observing elections around the world to writing novels. That said, I love being at home in London too (so please look after both my home and London!) and always miss my washing machine when I'm travelling (so give it a hug from me when you visit).