LIAR LIAR.....pants on fire!
Sammy, your booking email stated that you would probably only stay one night instead of the two night minimum, and drive back Sunday afternoon, so you didn't flee to other accommodation at all!
I messaged you 24 hours prior to checkin, about your time of arrival, and you requested early checkin at noon instead of the usual 2pm, which I agreed to. On the day, I emailed you at 2pm, after my missing a birthday luncheon (which I did not disclose to you) and asked what time I could expect you and you said around 3pm. You only arrived at 4:30pm, parked your motorbike on my garden pathway, hung all your wet bikey clothes from my outdoor light fittings and let yourselves into the studio, without introducing yourselves and fetching the key, per instructions.
You complained about the builders noise but he was packed up and gone by 4:45pm, I'm most sorry you had to endure 15 minutes of disturbance!
I'm also most sorry for not stopping the much needed rain!
As for stubbing your toe on the guttering, I have to congratulate you on managing to veer off the two meter wide pathway and meeting a mischief, you're clearly very talented or perhaps a bit tipsy. But either way, it was very beneficial for you, along with all your other gripes, because after you slunk off home, you messaged me hours later about where you left the key and asked for a refund, because you only stayed one night !
But that was your plan,
I'm surprised you did not ask me for a refund personally.....not!
Next time I'll go with my instincts and not accept a booking from someone with no profile picture