Dang Chris! Had I known your expectations were so different I’d had told you to find another place. Yes, this is my home and i do offer it when I’m out of town, is that not normal on Airbnb?
The property I live on is definitely filled with humans of all ages , animals of all kinds, bugs, trees, dirt.....basically nature. I also try to make that clear to my guests.
Too bad you didn’t hit the trails!!! Forest Park is incredible! Everyone who lives here is very friendly and nice. No guest should ever feel threatened nor concerned to walk around the property to pick fresh apples off the trees, grab eggs out of the coop, relax in the sunchairs, BBQ and especially to go for a walk in the woods. You can even hang out in the yurt at the trailhead for stunning views of the St Johns Bridge and sometimes Mt St Helens
If any other potential guests are reading this i hope I’ve painted a much better picture for you then Chris has here.