I find it very funny that you were our only guests in many years that didn't know how to use a door knob (even after an explanation and demonstration was provided). Same for the hot water. When you turn the hot water switch ON you have hot water. When you don't than there's no hot water. Simple as that. You don't need a college degree to figure it out. The hot water switch was ON when you came in so there was no need to touch anything in the first place.
It is clearly stated what apartment has to offer, if you expected something that is not there than you haven't done your research properly. We never said there was a microwave, if that's something you needed so badly you could've asked.
Last but not least, there are 4 parking spots for 4 apartments, you were showed where to park and you could've left to the beach (which is a short 5 minute walk away) but instead, you decided to stay and kept rushing us while we were trying to properly clean the apartment. Also, there is a huge parking lot just in front of our property so that was another option.
Never in many years did we have somebody with your attitude. More importantly, you lied to us, broke airbnb rules as well as the government law (all the tourists are supposed to be registered when staying in foreign country, in Croatia as well as everywhere else in the world).
We tried to talk nicely but unfortunately it didn't work. If I catch you lying (and basically stealing) then I'm sorry but you did NOT deserve my smile.